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Quote Cocktail Napkins (choose from 18 quotes)


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Each package of 20 cocktail napkins contains one quote and will add a fun and witty touch while entertaining.

Size: 5" x 5"

  • "Here's to the nights we won't remember with the friends we'll never forget."
  • "Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."
  • "Drinks On Me"
  • "This cocktail tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow."
  • "Let's Do A Little Day Drinking"
  • "This señorita needs a margarita."
  • "Age and glasses of wine should never be counted."
  • "Wine, because kids."
  • "You know what rhyms with Friday? Vodka."
  • "Trust me, you can dance." -Alcohol
  • "I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios."
  • "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life." -Prince
  • You Smell Like Booze & Bad Decisions. Come Sit By Me.
  • This Deserves Cocktails!
  • If You're Going To Be Salty, Bring The Tequila.
  • You Drink Too Much, Swear Too Much And Have Questionable Morals... You're Everything I've Ever Wanted In A Friend.
  • Best. Day. Ever.
  • Let's Drink Lunch.